Just another reason to dislike Marc Jacobs.
Celebs are losing their hair left and right and soon they will all look like Samantha Ronson. I don't like this, but can't stop staring at Posh in her two-tone glory.
Do you think she shares the same stylist as Pete Wentz?
At least we'll always have Jennifer Aniston and her perfect highlights. It's always 1995 in her world (which isn't necessarily a bad thing, everything considered).
Who do you think will be the next celeb to get her hair cropped?
Images: Dlisted, Mollygood
Celebs are losing their hair left and right and soon they will all look like Samantha Ronson. I don't like this, but can't stop staring at Posh in her two-tone glory.
Do you think she shares the same stylist as Pete Wentz?
At least we'll always have Jennifer Aniston and her perfect highlights. It's always 1995 in her world (which isn't necessarily a bad thing, everything considered).
Who do you think will be the next celeb to get her hair cropped?
Images: Dlisted, Mollygood
I actually think that I prefer the new 'do to that godawful asymmetric thing she had before..
ReplyDeleteBut do I think that look lived and died with Mia Farrow.
I may be the only other person - besides Garren, who cut the hair - who loves it. I think it looks stunning.
ReplyDeleteNow, the mismatched skin shades are a completely different story...
On another note: Isn't that the most unnatural POSE for a photo shoot? Is Posh having her armpits chaffed from something and is airing them top let them heal? Is she exposing the miraculous effects of her deodorant? Is she trying to show us that her pectorals really do pop when she lifts her arms a bit?
ReplyDeleteProbably a bit of all those things combined.
In any case, who can focus on all those things (or her hair) when her face is at least five shades lighter than her torso?
I too think the hair is really cute but deplore the two-tone skin. But I'm kinda biased about short hair, that's only a bit shorter than mine :)
ReplyDeleteI like the hair, it looks like Audrey Hepburn a bit. Except not as sweet. Could be the only reason I like it is because I despised that horrible asymmetric bob thing she had earlier. Can we talk about the fact that she always looks like she sucked on a lemon?
ReplyDeleteher hair is awful , only for her big fake boobs she'dlook look a boy !!
ReplyDeleteLOL. That Marc comment had me rolling.
ReplyDeleteI like her hair, but the poses on she and JLO--ridiculous!! They deserve each other because they both think they are above it all.
ReplyDeleteI love the title of the post...and other atrocities!!! LOL LOL
Fantastic. Made my day.
There are pics were she is completely orange and pics were she loooks like a grilled chicken. Scary look.
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ReplyDeleteTom, that asymetric idiocy is now popping up all oer Jersey, and I can assure you the suburban soccer moms don't pull it off any better.
ReplyDelete(and loved the Mia Farrow comment. I almost forgotten the days she was a lovely young thing and not at all crazy, though I still can't wrap my mind around the Sinatra marriage)
Fiftycenthead, I have a hard time with pixie cuts, but that may be just me and my long hair obsession...
ReplyDeleteHelg, you're right of course (and you're probably the only one who can give a perfectly rational analysis of this pose :))
ReplyDeleteGail, it's fine. I'm totally biased about long hair :)
ReplyDeleteAmanda, you're so right about her lemon-face. Someone has probably told her once that pouting is supposed to be sexy. Or something.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1, now we know what fake boobs are good for ;)
ReplyDeleteAIS, thanks ;)
ReplyDeleteAnon 2, thank you :) And I agree: J Lo and Posh are perfect for each other. They both annoy the snot out of me.
ReplyDeleteLavinia, the grilled chicken thing is the funniest thing ever. Makes me happy I'm a vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first saw the picture of Posh, I thought "She looks like Garren." Turns out, it's his handiwork. The moral of the story is, if you're going to end up looking like your hair stylist, choose your stylist very, very carefully.
ReplyDeleteI think V's hair is infinitely more flattering on her than the previous number; she's got the delicate bone structure to support that short crop. I guess I am at the opposite end of the hair-trend spectrum, I am so tired of that flatironed, lank NY/LA hair. I keep wanting to tell Aerin Lauder: get a freaking *haircut* already! ;-P
ReplyDeleteGreat post; you are completely hilarious! I just started following and am enjoying every minute. :)
ReplyDeleteIt is not that bad at all. I like it better than a few of her other styles, to be honest.
ReplyDeleteShe has always had the problem of looking too orange, though.