Adele wore a tea cozy by Valentino.
Kat Dennings wore a beautiful Vivienne Westwood dress with Marion Cotillard's face.
Taylor Swift wore a(nother) white dress. This one's by J. Mendel.
J.Lo wore her usual lack of her shame.
Kaley Cuoco fired her Emmys stylist and found common sense.
Solange Knowles, Katy Perry and Florence Welch wore green. Only Solange seemed to have fun doing it.
Alexa Chung wore an inexplicable summery sundress (Valentino).
Beyonce wore a jumpsuit (Osman Studios) that looked better than 90% of the gowns she's ever donned for red carpet events.
Karlie Kloss wore her Michael Kors dress and supermodel status as wonderfully as ever.
Carly Rae Jepsen wore a stiff undergarment and lots of silver eyeliner.
Alicia Keys wore an LBD that showed quite a bit of underboob while on stage (not the Azzedine Alaia gown she had on the red carpet).
Faith Hill wore braces that were almost as stiff as Nicole Kidman's face.
Justin Timberlake shaved.
John Mayer wore his massive ego.
And since neither Clooney nor Jon Hamm were in attendance, we'll have to do with Adam Levine (in a Lanvin suit).
Photos: Just Jared, Faded Youth Blog, Zimbio.