Dear Lady Gaga, what in the world?
Dear JLo, Beyonce, and other celebrities, posting your overprocessed "no makeup" photos on Instagram doesn't make you look natural and down-to-earth. It makes you appear even more narcissistic than ever.
Dear NARS, you're stepping up your game more than ever. I'm impressed.
Dear Chanel, I don't remember the last time I was truly excited about anything from you, beauty, fragrance, or fashion-wise. And having music auto-playing on your homepage? So 1999.
Dear Barneys flagship store, a refined luxurious atmosphere is more than a store redesign. Keep harassing me in store and I'll continue online shopping. From Bergdorf.
Dear face, developing all these sensitivities and allergies in my fifth decade is not cool. Enough already.
Dear me, FIFTH decade?
Dear freaked out me, it's better than the alternative.
Photo credit: Beyonce.