Dear Amanda Bynes,
That fact that you can squeeze yourself into these tasteless Herve Legre dresses doesn't mean that you must. Also, the ability to pick the worst pair of shoes from Christian Loubouton is not a desired talent.
Someone who doesn't need to see your spleen on the red carpet.
Dear People Magazine,
Kim Kardashian musing on her future wedding dress is not headline news.
Old Enough to Remember Real Celebrities
We know you didn't ask for any of this. At least you're not stuck with the York girls and Princess Michael of Kent at Christmastime.
An Avid Royal Watcher
I'm sincerely and truly sorry.
Embarrassed in NJ
She's actually from Staten Island.
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