Dear Charlotte Tilbury,
You know what? I'm not Buying It. I had such high hopes, but everything looks and feels off. And your Magic Cream? Seriously? Alcohol denat and perfume? Not to mention the rest of the irritant list that makes up for its ingredients.
Bought Gucci Instead
Dear People Magazine,
Drew Barrymore is not "sharing her beauty secrets". She has a makeup line to promote.
A Drew Fan Who Doesn't Shop At Wal-Mart
Dear Frederic Malle,
Really? REALLY? You're so late to the party it's not even funny. As a matter of fact, it wasn't funny to begin with. And rumor has it that the price will be in the $800 ballpark.
No longer dans tes bras,
A Musc Ravageur Fan
Dear Uncle Serge,
Speaking of late to the party. I really liked your L`incendiaire. I did. But not $600 of like, and with your perfumes popping up all over on Amazon and various disounters (not complaining, mind you), I'm finding it hard to buy whatever you say you've put in this particular juice.
Dear Bobbi Brown,
A Highlighter that's not a Shimmer Brick? Knocked me out with a blending brush.
Bought It In NJ
Dear Lauder Corporation,
Couldn't you buy Bond No.9 instead of Le Labo?
Say "hi" and "bye" to Laurice,
Image: Encre L. Marquet by Eugène Samuel Grasset, 1892